Sunday, October 02, 2005

this was what we came up with a week ago when we were bored.
what.. desperate fans might consider doing. ^^
you can try it!
but i dont guarantee your success a.

**HOW TO MAKE ENERGY NOTICE YOU**

1) wear like zXXX
advantages: niunai will love you. he will stare at you and everyone deserves to be ignored -.-
disadvantages: every other tiko on the street will stare -.- CHI DOU FUUU.

2) give them their childhood photo
advantages: they will remember you because their horrendous photo is so unforgettable
disadvantage: they will hate you. =x

3. bombard them with foreign languages
adv: you will sound very cute -.- if you know how to say
disadv: DIU LIANNNNNNNNN

4. wear tshirt and fbts -.-
advantage: very cooling. not hot when you queue
disadv: you might look very funny. and they will end up staring at you wonderin wth are you doing

5. show dog's photo (i doubt this will work. and it will only work for niunai)
adv: errrrrr. he will love you
disadv: it doesnt work? because thousands of people showed him b4?

6. wear a mask (only yijie dares to do)
adv: really interesting idea. they will surely rmb you.
disadv: defeats the purpose! they dont even see your face -.- unless you want to wear the same mask to every auto session.

7. talk rubbish
adv: they will rmb you because they think you are so amusing
disadvantage: they will think you are weird. and shuwei will probably start hating yijie because she said he's fat

8. say 'CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIRR?'
(PS: huiyi's friend's friend tried that before on toro. it worked!)
adv: erm. very cute action indeed. but depends on whether they want to let you touch
disadv: people like kunda will refuse. and.... what if their hair really very disgusting!

9. welly's plan -------> make niunai look at you instead of XXXX
use your hands and turn his head -.-
adv: he will look at you and prolly rmb you for life
dis: he will be scared of you -.- think that how come this fan so scary one! so weird! And connie will kill you.

10. slam the table
adv: bring their attention to you.
disadv: they will get heart attack and connie will probably kick you down the stage also

11. u take alot of things in ur hand. and then gek gek u cant carry anymore and dropped everything on the table.
adv: they will look at you.
disadv: so many things to carry! heavy!!!!

12. say got cockroach/lizard OR throw a rubber snake at them
adv: hahahaha. Give them the shock of their life. and I bet they will remember you for sure.
disadv: what if they really freak out and jump off?! Embarrassing for them leh!

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and to sum up everything.
yes i love niunai.
and sorry muh darling.
i misunderstood you. )x
love you and will love you forever. ^^


huiyi rants at 12:37 AM